Category Archives: Funny

Today is the Tomorrow We Worried About Yesterday!

Posted on August 5, 2012 by admin

Finally Available for Purchase! Today is the Tomorrow We Worried About Yesterday! Hysterical, Enlightening and Thought Provoking! ” We need to be transformed by the renewing of our minds” We are so unaware of how important our words are. We … Continue reading →

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Want vs. Need by Yvonne F. Conte

Posted on April 18, 2012 by admin

      It was five in the afternoon. I had an 8:30 flight the next morning to attend a funeral. I started to pack and suddenly made the corporate decision that I had nothing to wear. Interesting, since I … Continue reading →

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Has she got a nose for business! by Yvonne F. Conte

Posted on August 24, 2011 by admin

After a slight misunderstanding with an elderly gentleman over his withdrawal slip, Snyder asked him to complete a new one. Not a big deal right? For this fellow it was. He has difficulty writing and it took him a several minutes to complete the task, making him frustrated and angry. Snyder felt compassion for her customer and thought how can I make him happy? She reached into her drawer and put on her red sponge clown nose. When he lifted his head to hand her the slip and saw her nose he “just cracked up” as Snyder put it. “From that point on his feelings and emotions were completely different. He was happy and left in a good mood.” She went on to say, “ Now whenever he comes in he asks me where my nose is.” At this particular bank they really do know ‘the right relationship is everything’! And they’re not alone.

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I’m Loosing My Marbles by Yvonne Conte

Posted on July 30, 2011 by admin

I’m no math whiz, but if I’ve calculated correctly on August 1st I will have lived on this earth a total of 21,747 days. That’s 3,106.7 Mondays. I figure I’ve had 3,106.7 opportunities to start out fresh and accomplish something. … Continue reading →

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The Muffin and The Full Length Mirror

Posted on March 20, 2011 by admin

One morning on the way to the airport I was saying my prayers in the car. I prayed for a lot of things, but since I’m trying to eat better and loose this tire around my waist, I prayed that … Continue reading →

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Delta Fright Flight Detour

Posted on December 10, 2010 by admin

When most people board a plane they pray they land safely. I board a plane and pray no one sits next to me or at least if someone does, that they don’t smell bad, cough a lot or want to … Continue reading →

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Home Invasion

Posted on November 1, 2010 by admin

It was a normal morning at my house. Quiet. Clean. Peaceful.  I came down the stairs, went into the kitchen and made myself a cup of coffee. Standing at the sink I enjoyed the view of my flowers in the … Continue reading →

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My Love- Hate Relationship

Posted on October 17, 2010 by admin

I have saved a bundle over the years by clipping coupons and combining them with store sales to get great discounts and in some cases, free things at the grocery store. Who doesn’t like free things? I remember once finding … Continue reading →

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Finding Coffee and a little Spot From the Past

Posted on October 11, 2010 by admin

Hotel room coffee is rarely good. No matter how many times I make it, taste it, and toss it away, I always think maybe this time the coffee will be good enough to drink. Disgusted I go down to the … Continue reading →

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Travelers Will Eat Anything

Posted on October 8, 2010 by admin

Today I ate a cheeseburger. I never eat cheeseburgers, but I was hungry and the choices were slim. The cheese-burger was microwaved a bit too long, making the bun the consistency of damp cardboard and the burger itself was more … Continue reading →

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