Top 10 Positive Affirmations For A Healthier, Happier More Productive Life.


To be repeated each morning before you go out into the world and each evening after you have had enough of it!!

10. I use my humor for positive, playful, uplifting, healing and loving purposes.

9. I take myself lightly while I take my work seriously.

8. I always understand that humor is fun, so I am rarely offended by other’s attempts at humor. Life is too short anyway!

7. I laugh out loud every day and express my humor physically, using my whole face and with my entire body.

6. I understand humor is not to camouflage hostility or prejudice.

5. I laugh generously at other’s attempts to be humorous because I believe that laughter is a treasured gift.

4. I have a disciplined sense of joy in being alive. My good sense of humor helps to keep me joyful in a true and honest way.

3. My good judgment keeps me from using offensive humor.

2. I am a terrific at using humor to cope, to survive, to heal, to grow and to pass on loving-kindness.

1. At the end of the day, I look back and know that I laughed lovingly, fully and well and that I was able to see the absurdities in life and turn them into something to laugh about.

About admin

Yvonne Conte is a corporate culture expert, Motivational Keynote Speaker and author who has attracted clients such as Merck and Medeva Pharmaceutical, Xerox, Time Warner, G E Global, Continental Tire, Lucent Technology, and over 800 other leading organizations. Her energy, style and passion on the platform have earned her standing ovations and rave reviews. However it is her personal relationship with Jesus that she is most excited about. Yvonne says, “There is nothing I can’t face in this world because I know He will walk with me no matter how difficult the situation.” Yvonne combines laughter with a message that entertains, inspires and encourages. She sees herself as a comedian on a mission to give audiences a non-surgical faith-lift. Her message; we are not alone, offers strength, courage and hope to hurting women everywhere through her organization Psalm 16:8 Ministries. Her motivational lectures are filled with a unique blend of inspiration and joy about life experiences and God’s never ending incredible love. Her speaking typically includes 60 keynotes a year at major conferences. Her publishing credits includes over 58 articles and essays and six books including her latest, Cry, Laugh, Cook, (Amsterdam-Berwick Publishing) Remarkable Women of Faith, (Insight Publishing) and best seller, Serious Laughter (Amsterdam-Berwick Publishing) which has been translated into Chinese. Her books have been on the curricula at Monroe Community College and Corning College. Her career has taken her to 38 states and 7 countries. She is President of the Westvale Neighborhood Watch, and partner at The Syracuse Vineyard Church. She has volunteered for the Arthritis Foundation Joints in Motion, Heart Association Heart Run, Vera House and Gilda Club. On a mission trip to The Dominican Republic Yvonne was part of community and medical outreach including working with the disabled at La Casa de Ludy Home. She served on the Monroe Community College Foundation Alumni Council and as Director of The Vineyard Art Show. She lectured for Communication Classes at MCC, is the founder and CEO of Humor Advantage, Incorporated, Humor Advantage Speaker Bureau and Psalm 16:8 Ministries and creator of “Humor Advantage Pay It Forward Program”. Yvonne is Nonni to three handsome boys and when she isn’t kissing them, she spends her free time pampering Rhododendrons, Azaleas and her 27 Rose of Sharon Trees.
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